An Epic Sonnet about ASDF!

The following is a Sonnet, in Iambic Pentameter (14 lines, rhyme scheme w/ rhyming couplet at the end, 10 syllables per line, etc.), about the jokes and skits from the ASDF clips on YouTube. If you have NOT seen the ASDF films, then you should be burned at the stake for high treason against not discovering comedy. If you wish to experience this hilariousness and actually give context to the Sonnet, follow the links provided (I did not make these films): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0 - and - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6tCnu-1Do&feature=fvwrel   Please copy and paste the videos in your browser if you wish to view them!
Thank you Thomas Ridgewell for making the videos!

Here's the Sonnet I wrote:

A.J. Niakaros

1 March 2012

English II

ASDF 

There once was a man who traveled the plains

With bags of dessert and fondness for trains.

As he grew weary, he looked towards the sky

Lying down and eating pie flavored pie.

On his journey, he encountered sorrow;

Saw the rubble of a killed potato.

Amongst the wreckage, words hidden by reed

Said the following; he knew how to read.

“My name is Ramses, your sandwich I am

I fought many battles for Uncle Sam.

Worship me even if I’m not alive,

And fear my might, I taught llamas to drive.”

The ruins remain, the man in despair.

The man went home and found no dog was there.

*This Sonnet is inspired and greatly resembles the fantastic poem called Ozymandias, by Percy Bysshe Shelly. Credit for the inspiration of this Sonnet goes to Percy and his amazing poem. Thank You!

Works Cited

Shelley, Percy B. "Part Two. 200 Poems." Literature: A Portable Anthology. Second ed. Boston: Bedford/St. Martin's, 2009. 500. Print.