10 Crazy Things that Happened during Daylight Savings Time

A list of things that could only happen during Daylight Savings Time

**In order to understand all of them, you have to believe that the hour of 2AM-3AM was technically instantaneous, but its still an hour forward...**

1. We all lost an hour of sleep...the most obvious, but the most depressing -____-
2. The couple, who started fucking at 2AM sharp, spent an hour fucking (nice).
3. A man, that had his orgasm at 2AM sharp, had an hour long orgasm.
4. People who got married at 2AM sharp were married for one hour, before they even left the alter.
5. Every stoner, who was high at the time, had the biggest mind-fuck when they saw that time went from 1:59AM to 3:00AM...and they spent the next hour talking about/expressing how much they were mind-fucked.
6. An innocent husband is being bitched at by his wife because even though he was technically home at 2AM, like he said he would, he's still getting his ass handed to him for being an hour late.
7. The wife, whose was making one of Rachel Ray's 30 minute meals, overcooked the dish by an hour...wow.
8. The bum that said he would leave your house at 2AM overstayed his welcome by an hour, but he's still determined to leave at 2AM sharp, so he'll wait until the next day...this process will probably repeat for a few months.
9. That person you secretly hate and want to punch every time they open their stupid face-hole; they started to tell you a story about something that you don't care about because you hate them and decided not to listen...you had to listen to them babble for an extra hour. You got so angry and fed up listening to this dumbass that you lost all control and started to bash their face in, without mercy, and they became cosmetically and mentally impaired while you were charged with attempted murder and attempted rape....rape I don't know why, but they threw that in there for shits and giggles.

And the biggest mind-fuck, yet coolest thing that happened...

We technically went back in time on Sunday, November 6th 2011 by going from 2AM to 1AM. With that said, since we went forward in time from 2AM to 3AM, technically we went BACK TO THE FUTURE! And we did it without getting the DeLorean up to 88mph! Sorry Doctor Brown, your years of determination to time-travel have been solved in mere seconds...at least you still invented peanut butter, right?.... WELL YOU CAN! Just get the DeLorean up to 88mph ;P