Breaking News! - From Sarcastic Fiction Tonight

A great number of schools, in the community, have either been down-scaling their size or completely closing down all together. Some say it is due to the lack of funding/budget-cuts...which is true to some degree. The surprising discovering is all of these schools have one thing in common, the lack of supplies. This shit cray, right? Well I certainly thought so, so I went to investigate.
One college, divided into only two buildings (none that I know of...),  decided to close down one of the two building and migrate all of its classes and workspaces into the other building. I asked the head of the school, Captain Chief-Boss, to enlightening me on the current situation. After a long discussion, it came down to this:

"Well it has reached a point where our sister building has simply run out of paper. So instead of getting more paper, we simply decided to just close the building instead!"

I was later notified that a small group of students formed an organization at the local StarBucks in order to rebel against this outrageous dilemma.

Well then, case closed & problem solved, right?....WE'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH!

>:)